Smooooth Move America

In all humanity, there will be great humility. People's systems are created, in one hole and out the other. Whatever the case may be, there are some things I particularly would never, ever, doo.  I'm talking about "Fleet" enemas.

In the suprematre', down an isle that would cause heads to turn, inward thoughts to judge, to later talk about with friends, stands a lonely soul holding a "Fleet" box.

The front of the box looks pretty welcoming like this:

Wow, really? Easy squeeze! Oh, well it seems just fantastic! Ready to use, and I just enough time to get dinner on the table, maybe even finish that dry wall!

UNTIL, bum bum bummmmmm... you turn around the back of the box to this:

OKAY! Why is this dude naked?! Do you really have to strip of all your clothes to do this? Is that how messy it's going to get? Guessing you'd do this in the bathroom, cause you'll be closer to the shower to wash away all of what just happened! I know I couldn't wash that away from my memory. This is would be my rock bottom at best. WHO WOULD DO THIS?! Imagine someone walking in on you? Forget it! Get some natural tea or something, and then pull yourself together mate! Keep in mind folks there's a Fleet bank.

Not done yet! To tie this all in with the lip balm Carmex. Why would Carmex have anything to do with this?

"I use this cause it's like all the like celebrities use it, and like I wanna use it, cause I wanna be popular like!"
 Let me inform you on something here, great on the chapped lips, and also great to use before you dabble in the fleet! HAHAHAAA!!!! So the next time you put this on, remember all that remains...

Date: 2/1/2011
 Poo Rating: 6, It's been coming and going...that's what she said.